Quotes from a number of well-known personalities on the wonderful institution of marriage.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
A wife inspires us to do great things and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage. Michael Jordan
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Barack Obama
When you are in love, wonders happen. But once you get married, you wonder, what happened. Steve Jobs
Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by Beautiful Deer. Brad Pitt
Before getting married, most guys say to the girl's parents, "I will keep your daughter happy for the rest of her life". Have you ever heard a girl saying something like this to the boy's parents "I will keep your son happy for the rest of his life" No, because women don't tell lies!
A small argument between a couple turns violent. Husband says: Don’t let the animal in me come out! Wife replies: Who’s afraid of a mouse??
If a wife wants her husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable. If a husband wants his wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband; “Miss” for the first year & “Stress” for the rest of his life
Son: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for the annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Son: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
A man outside the phone booth: “Excuse me, you are holding the phone for 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “I am talking to my wife!”